lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

(Source: s-gellar)

cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

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wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

It’s amazing how words can do that, just shred your insides apart.
Lauren Oliver, Delirium #1 (via quotethat)

luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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bionicniall:

bionicniall:

Miley Cyrus got fined for 200k for illegal use of the Mexican flag stay in your fucking lane bitch

For those who don’t know, in México it’s illegal to disrespect the national symbols which are the Mexican flag, the flag’s emblem and the national anthem. Not respecting these can get you a pricey fine or even 36 hours in prison.


vintagegal:

Beetlejuice (1988)

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*


mynameistrolly:

diggly:

IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL

human puppy

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

fairyhaired:

rivermoth:

If ur feeling small today I dare you to sit up straighter, look someone who scares u directly in the eye, take up room at the dinner table, make yourself bigger, when ‘sorry’ laps at the back of your tongue, tries to pick up after you, remind yourself that your existence doesn’t demand an apology, that you are allowed to make mess and take up space, do not be afraid to expand. Every single goddamn minute. Expand, expand, expand

i needed this today

(Source: excercisebook)

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